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And your bird can sing..

A burglar in England was plying his trade, burgling antiques and jewelry from a house when he noticed a talking parrot watching him. Naturally, he stole the parrot as well.

After his arrest, the-non-mensa-qualifying burglar stated:"Parrots can talk and I didn't want it grassing me up."

Read all about it HERE.

HT: Holly Anderton

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