Philled with Inner Peace
Wonderful advice from Ron Gilbert, contract policy advisor of Alabama Arise *.
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a fifth of Crown Royal, a bottle of Merlot, a bottle
of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
*Arise is a coalition of 132 religious, community, and civic groups that promote state policies to improve the lives of low-income people.
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a fifth of Crown Royal, a bottle of Merlot, a bottle
of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
*Arise is a coalition of 132 religious, community, and civic groups that promote state policies to improve the lives of low-income people.
