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Well, it's not in East Tennessee, or maybe he can help Van Hilleary...

This guy claims he had a visit from Jesus. Jesus told him where heaven is located, how to cure cancer and presumably why Keanu Reeves gets work while shows like Arrested Development are cancelled. The details of the divine convo are for sale on eBay, but the seller gives an overview to entice the gentle-as-a-dove-dumber-than-a-snake bidder.

Re the avoidance of cancer, don't bite your nails and some other stuff that I don't want my wife to read.

I would make an offer, but I can't outbid the Republican party...

ht: Dave Barry

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