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Oh, Osama better not run for office now, or, Racist quips aren't just for right-wingers or former UN ambassadors anymore

Osama Bin Laden's former 'girlfriend' claims that her terrorist-ex-boyfriend had a thang for Whitney Houston, and once threatened to have Bobby Brown killed (insert tasteless comment here....).

Despite his predilection for the non-Caucasian Ms. Houston, Osama stated:

"African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"

Apparently there is no cave-dwelling-in-Pakistan equivalent of Aunt B.

Another tidbit in the story is that the ex-g-friend would find copies of Playboy in Osama's briefcase. Was there enough light in the caves to just read the articles?

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