If only Harold Ford had thought of THIS, or, Senor Arremetidas, you've already had your turn..
The mayor of a small town in Brazil is providing free Viagra for the over-60 men in his town. The obviously popular program is called 'Pinto Alegre' which translates to 'happy penis', which now that I think about it explains the lack of explosive sales for the smallish Ford Motor Pinto. They should have called it the HAPPY Pinto. Sadly, the Ford Pinto had the annoying habit of breaking into flames when rear-ended, which also leads to..aw, hell, make up your own joke.
