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I've been through the desert on a meme with no name, and there ain't no tagging to give you pain

For no particular reason, with no particular rules and without explanation of any kind.

1. That guy's voice on the Men's Warehouse commericals.

2. warm moist towelettes at the Rendevous

3. 8 Days a Week

4. mixing honey with butter

5. watching Paul Kariya over in the corner

6. realizing you can

7. Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
- George, in "The Switch"

8. chivitas

9. orange juice and club soda

10. Prestidigitation

9. Re-making the In-Laws

8. Being told what I think by someone who doesn't know me

7. needing to scratch when they're all looking at you

6. Something about Jim

5. Sandy Johnson

4. It's Christmas, no it's the Holidays, no it's CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAY you moronic excuse for a carbon-based life form, NO, it's CHRISTMAS you godless pinhead with christmas spirit flatter than Britney Spear's brainwaves, HAPPY FUCKIN' Holidays and the horse you rode in on...

3. Santa Baby as sung by Madonna

2. lighting candles on airplanes

1. assuming

0. should

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  • Cruising past 50, my wife and I have reared three kids and several dogs. I work for state government and daily conspire to deflate bureacracy.
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