Oh God, I am so screwed..
Auditors are beginning to catch on that governmental employees MAY be using the internet for other than official business:
I can honestly say that MOST of the time I'm using my state governmental issued computer for state government business, and I really really don't do eBay at work and I really really really don't look at porn or gamble online, but I do dread the day when I have to look some auditor in the eye and attempt to explain Tiny Cat Pants.
Interior Department employees aren’t just using their computers to oversee parks and wildlife, an investigation found. They’re spending thousands of hours a week visiting shopping, sex and gambling Web sites.
A report made public Wednesday on an internal investigation examining a week of computer use found more than more than 1 million log entries in which 7,700 employees visited game and auction sites.
I can honestly say that MOST of the time I'm using my state governmental issued computer for state government business, and I really really don't do eBay at work and I really really really don't look at porn or gamble online, but I do dread the day when I have to look some auditor in the eye and attempt to explain Tiny Cat Pants.