Dear Jameson Suites in Jackson
Thank you, thank you, thanks. This is not snark. This is no sarcasm or disco. That amazing full-force-astro-blast-kick-ass shower head and power-blast water flow was magnificent. It beat the hell out of that weak-shit-flow in the Memphis Sleep Inn.
I used to have a birthmark on my left arm. Your shower took care of that..whoooowheeee. I'm a new, much cleaner, man. I know we're suPPosed to be conserving water, but sweet minerva-of-the-woods, I love that shower.
thanks for having me, Jameson Suites in Jackson.*
*this was not a paid endorsement. In fact, I'm just about to pay THEM.
I used to have a birthmark on my left arm. Your shower took care of that..whoooowheeee. I'm a new, much cleaner, man. I know we're suPPosed to be conserving water, but sweet minerva-of-the-woods, I love that shower.
thanks for having me, Jameson Suites in Jackson.*
*this was not a paid endorsement. In fact, I'm just about to pay THEM.
